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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Wild card Boisson stuns Pegula - Roland Garros

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Warning issued to couples who have sex less than once a week as research uncovers serious risk - UNILAD

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Aristo Sham of Hong Kong wins the 2025 Van Cliburn Piano Competition - Dallas News

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nasa delays next flight of Boeing’s alternative to SpaceX Dragon - The Edge Malaysia

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

What was your first trans experience like?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Real TikTokers are pretending to be Veo 3 AI creations for fun, attention - Ars Technica

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read