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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

No way

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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