What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 12:19

Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read